Bosworth Takes Steps To Limit Mamils
AN ANNOYANCE OF CYCLISTS
The pleasant town of Market Bosworth has taken a huge step forward in eradicating a blight of the town’s roads and lanes. In the last few years Market Bosworth has attracted huge groups of Mamils (middle aged men in lycra). They monopolise the roads in around and Market Bosworth and now groups of these uninsured, untested, untaxed road hogs are taking over the market place, they hang around in groups known as ‘annoyances’ drinking their isotonic drinks, whilst discussing gel seats and their latest campaigns in ignoring all laws stated in the highway code regarding cycling in single file and consideration of other road users. Complaints against these annoyances include local married mother of 2, Felicity Forbes-Hamilton-Smythe, who has expressed her disgust in the language these mamils use including monococks and the applications of vaseline or as they describe it as ‘Butt Butter’ all within ear shot of children.