The Battle Of The Christmas Lights Turn On

Newbold Verdon Claims A Victory

From our foreign correspondent in Newbold Verdon 

At this time of year Christmas lights are turned on all over the country from large cities to small villages.  It’s a chance for people to start to feel that Christmas is getting close.  Market Bosworth really pushes the boat out every year with most of the businesses staying open late, Christmas lights, Christmas tree, stalls and rides are set up in the market place giving a real Christmas feel.  Market Bosworth’s success always brings many hundreds of people to visit the town.


Alledged impostor turns away from cameras to hide his true identity


The North Pole Xmas Ltd released a statement in which Father Christmas has ordered a full investigation into the rumour and will use the full extent of the ‘naughty and nice’ law to punish all those found guilty of impersonation of Father Christmas.